Textsfromlastnight is a frustrating website

All the best texts are that way because they’re non-sequiturs. They’re entirely devoid of context. And that makes them funny for a few seconds. But then I want to know how the situation came about. I need the full story. I need to know, for example, why this guy got tasered in an Applebees. (That’s a restaurant chain in the US, in case you’re not from there and don’t absorb enough pop culture to know completely worthless information about the US, like I do.) So what do you have to do to get tasered in a restaurant? Why didn’t he stop when he was threatened with a tasering? (Or is it tasing?) Who tasered him and why did they have a taser on them? Does the word taser look really odd right now cause I’ve written it too many times? I have too many questions.

For another example, what did these cats do once they’d accidentally ingested cocaine?

I need to know.

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    Sometimes it’s better
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