from beyond the cuckoo's nest.

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My name is Jon. It's short for Jonathan. I was born in early 1992 - you can work out my age. I've noticed a lot of people use this space to list the things they'll generally be blogging, but narrowing that down is difficult. Just... stuff, I guess. I really like Marvel Comics, equality, puns, food, and pedantry. Not necessarily in that order.

A little bit about myself: I live in South East England, I drink too much, and I spend most of my free moments wishing I was Spider-Man, but I also have a degree in English Literature & Drama so that should give you some clue as to my hobbies. Big comedy fan too. I'm a cynical optimist, I love meeting or talking to new people, and I think I have a strong sense of ethics but I can also be kind of a bastard.


snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via feehlo)

— 2 days ago with 53836 notes

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

(via fpunzi)

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howimetyouryellowumbrella:

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Barney is the How I Met Your Mother fandom.

(via allblueskies)

— 1 week ago with 2466 notes
corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

(Source: yaypuppiesyay, via snailtrash)

— 1 week ago with 329498 notes

It’s quite a contradiction here, because in every ad on TV, every ad in a magazine there is something sexual. Even if it’s a fucking shoe ad, there’s something sexual being portrayed all the time. I don’t wanna give a percentage, but in a large amount of the commercial work in America it’s sexualised. I think it’s silly that it’s okay to do that, it’s okay to sell shoes with sex, it’s okay to sell makeup with sex, it’s okay to sell clothes with sex or cars for that matter. But it’s not okay to sell sex itself, which is ridiculous.

(Source: sashagreyart, via under-northern-skies)

— 3 weeks ago with 13734 notes
"Is it really so comforting to be told you’re a bit better than the guy who used a dictaphone on the shitter?"
My boss and I have an interesting relationship (via theworkexperiencekid)
— 1 month ago with 3 notes

lalondes:

wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times

(via foxymarx)

— 1 month ago with 10872 notes