from beyond the cuckoo's nest.

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My name is Jon. It's short for Jonathan. I was born in early 1992 - you can work out my age. I've noticed a lot of people use this space to list the things they'll generally be blogging, but narrowing that down is difficult. Just... stuff, I guess. I really like Marvel Comics, equality, puns, food, and pedantry. Not necessarily in that order.

A little bit about myself: I live in South East England, I drink too much, and I spend most of my free moments wishing I was Spider-Man, but I also have a degree in English Literature & Drama so that should give you some clue as to my hobbies. Big comedy fan too. I'm a cynical optimist, I love meeting or talking to new people, and I think I have a strong sense of ethics but I can also be kind of a bastard.


Anonymous asked: It's so rude and immature to be on your phone in class in college especially blatantly like have some respect


Answer:

katara:

It costs 82829k a year I’ll suck dick in class if I want to

— 1 hour ago with 49298 notes

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

(via snailtrash)

— 3 days ago with 42313 notes

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via loveintheshadowsistheonlykind)

— 5 days ago with 72077 notes

sickly-t-h-i-n:

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

This guy I know came out in our class when this chick was talking slack about gays and he just walked up to her and sprinkled glitter from his pocket over her saying ‘I’m gay bitch’

(via therapyfortravesty)

— 5 days ago with 122243 notes

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via snailtrash)

— 1 week ago with 710398 notes
laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

If anything this review made me more likely to go to that place.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

If anything this review made me more likely to go to that place.

(via creepyhobo)

— 1 week ago with 51428 notes